Gospel Of Cereal!

Just wanted to tell you that I have re-discovered a classic of our time...The almighty blue marshmallows heretofor known asBoo Berry Cereal!!!!
And so I ask that you turn your bible to;
The gospel of Cereal Verses 11-30:
(11)the coffers were held aloft, and the mutitude
(12) did behold the greatcereal and it's blue marshamllows,
(13) and they were sore amazed.
(14)And spake they, "fuck! we thought they were discontinued!"
(15)But the face of christ grew calm, and he did speak unto them,
(16)telling them "truly the sustenance of the lord is within me, for I havetwo and a half boxes left"
(17) and all grew silent, and were amazed thatone so beardy would have so much cereal.
(18) And a great shout went aloft from the throng, and the raising aloft ofthe bowls and spoons were like unto the ears of corn in the evening's glow.
(19) and christ did walk from bowl to bowl, yea as the sheperd tends hisflock he did walk,
(20) and filled their bowls with cereal, and all who gazedupon him said "truly this is one generous motherfucker"
(21)Though many of them were seent o speak with mouths filled with bounteous blue marshmallow, and said fuck all.
(22) Unless "mmmf gnff mrfrgrfr"could be said to be something.
(23)And though much milk was poured, none was spilled, for such was thebounty of our lord,
(24)that even in his beardy state, and yea, e'en withhis frankly quite nasty clothes and cheap sandals,
(25)he did give away allthe cereal that was his to give.
(26)But the next morning, the lord did think again upon the giving away ofall his cereal,
(27)and vow never again to bother his arse with all thatfeeding of the multitudes shite,
(28) for not one of the bastards so much asslipped him a fiver.This is the word of the lord.