People Who Should Die

Certain people who should die.
Current mood: awake

I have been compiling a short list of certain groups of people whom I feel should die very fast. feel free to add to my list if there is some group that I may have left out... *Note, many of these were compiled at sporting events so if they focus on that, fucking deal with it*

1. The motherfuckers who punctuate "THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE!!!" at the "national anthem time... it is usually followed by a "WHOO!" and the vigorous thrusting of shitty cheap beer in the air to show their wonderous national pride.

2. People who drive "Slow" in the "Fast" lane I am emphasizing the generalities because "Slow" will be defined for these purposes as "Anyone driving slower than myself at ANY given time" and "Fast" lane is defined as the furthest left lane.

3. People who pride themselves in their knowledge of a particular musical act BEFORE they got popularized.... I am sorry, I love some underground music too, but the fact is this. I don't give a fuck what shitty european magazine featured the debut CD of MC Eat-My-Ass first, or how the limited edition pressing of "Anal Napkin" is so much better than the "Shitty American Pressing. I like the music that I enjoy regardless of when it was put out, and while your knowledge of the first Modest Mouse release when they were a J-Pop band gets you laid, then more power to you. I still think you should go die.

4. ANYONE who treats "service industry" workers like shit simply because they are there to serve your food. OK, this I will admit is a thin line. I get mad when my order gets fucked up because the dude cannot speak english too, however, that is not his fucking fault.. If you are gonna be a shithead, talk to the manager that put the guy at the window. This goes for ALL service industries... I don't care if it is your waiter, waitress, stripper, car detailer, fast food worker, nail technicians, ANYONE. They don't deserve that treatment. You do.

5. People whose "Beliefs" make them better than the rest of us. I don't care wether it is in Politics, religion, favorite sports team, favorite beer, amount of money in your account, ANYTHING that would lead you to believe that you are better than others... Can sip on my jizz for eternity. Belief is the death of intelligence, you restrict yourself to outside argument and basically become a useless drone for that particular Belief System (B.S.)

6. People who listen to talk radio and take it seriously. The entire industry of Clear Channel owned radio in Colorado is domineered by the most self righteous, self-centered, racist, sexist douchebags in the history of mankind. Listening to them would be funnier if people didn't take their words to heart. I have on occasion listened to talk radio... I just about cried before the show was halfway through because the laughter was overwhelming...

7. Probably people like me. I fit into some of these categories. Mabye I should die too.

8. Hypocrites. 'nuff said

I will continue this later, I know there are more.