because I filled the goddamn thing out!
Current mood: thirsty

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Nicholas (Nick Van Axl) David Laramie
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Khaki. The color of corporate America.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of my angels and my demons at work.
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Eggs with mushrooms and carrots.
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. I wish this fucking survey would end though.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Kind Of Blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Um. I don't know does "Office temperature" mean anything to you? It is roasty as fuck in this office.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Adam. He is getting married. His dad is a cool ass motherfucker. He is Irish and as soon as the wedding is over, boxing will resume as previously scheduled.
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? No. Because of her I have to fill out this fucking thing AGAIN... Fuck You Courtney!!!! *shakes fist in the air in pseudo-threatening manner*
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 26. Ripe. juicy, um....what the hell am I talking about?
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Guiness. The Black taste of god's nectar!
12. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey. Period. Point blank.
13. HAIR COLOR? Brown. It smells like Mango, but tastes like Chicken.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope.
15. SIBLINGS?? Fucking Hell... Chris, Ben, Nathan, Jake, and the extended clan that is beyond all comprehension.
16. FAVORITE MONTH: May. Taurus represent!
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Red Beans and Rice, with a seasoned chicken breast and a Blackened Voodoo beer. That is so goddamn delicious that it makes your dick grow. Although Jabo's is close.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?? F for Fake. This film is the most colossal mindfuck that you will ever see. It gives me the Gonzo nose from the fantastic mindfucking powers. for real. Netflix that motherfucker now, or lose my respect forever.
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Shit. B-B-Q day. Those bastards are fucking FUN!
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? Usually post some self-indulgent blog, or masturbate.
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall. I remember HaloweeeeeeN!
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Um. Why the aristotalien either/or dichotomy? Why can't there be both?
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Why you gotta turn this into a racial thing? Fuck you, Women are lovely!
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO E-MAIL BACK? Yes, so that it will placate my need to have new e-mail in my often-neglected e-mail box! PLACATE ME!!!!
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Nobody. for good reason!
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everybody. I am the guy that answers these!
28. WHO DO YOU MOST WANT TO RESPOND? I pray that my friends have better things to do with their time than answer these, I have a compulsion. I cannot control it.
29. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Centennial Colorado
30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When I watched Scarface... That shit is sooo sad!
31. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Bodies of the Wack MC that I killed
32. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Brad Davis. Old school for sure!33. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?? None of your goddamn business!
34. FAVORITE SMELL? Besides the rotting corpses of U2?
35. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Anger mostly, but sometimes the smell of rain and the actions of bacteria
36. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Needles. Terrified of needles. I would make the worst Junkie in history.
37. POPCORN...PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED? Jelly Belly. Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies are fucking delicious. Don't hate.
38. FAVORITE CAR? THe one that transports me around the motherfucker.
39. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulips....on my organ!
40. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?? 6
41. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can juggle the Muffin....
42. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Um. Saturday
43. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Kicked it all the way live with the family.
44. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?? 2
45. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?? 2
46. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Lived? one.
47. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD?
3. The first was a 79 Impala. THAT was a fucking G-Ride... I killed it.
48. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Butte, Montana. Yes. Land of the biggest man-made hole in the earth AND the longest-running brothel in America. No Shit!