Friday, May 20, 2005

Dream analysis anyone?

Dream analysis anyone?
Current mood: happy

OK My Dream as I remember it....I was asked to go to the liquor store because and I quote "The ladies want Dark Beer" Which in my head I know is a goddamn lie, but I go with some feller that I have never met before. When we get there there is a 4-pack of Murphy's Irish Stout sitting in the street. I tell random dude to grab it stating plainly that "Road beer is better". He reluctantly agrees and we go into the liquor store.
The store is tiny and filled with some expensive shit, and as we are perusing the aisles I notice there is someone fucking with my car. I run outside and there is a woman rummaging through all the shit in the back of my car. I Yell at her and throw her the fuck out of my car slam the door and lock it. she says some shit that I could not make out, and follows me back into the liquor store, which drives me nervous. At this point I have NO FUCKING CLUE wher erandom dude is, but I want to get the beer for the ladies less than I want to get the "Irish Whiskey" for myself...
As I am trying to find the guy the lady decides her best move is to grab this expensive ass bottle of Vodka and throw it on the floor. This move is either meant to creep me the fuck out (in which it succeeds) or is meant to cut my feet up (I was wearing Birkenstocks). Either way I am shocked at the lack of security because after the first bottle explodes, she grabs another and this time directs it AT ME. The fancy bottle comes hurdling towards mychest and I side step it watching the expensive motherfucker hit the floor. FINALLY the store owner kicks the lady out. I am relieved until the guy glares at me seemingly blaming me for all the events that had just transpired....
Then I woke the fuck up....
Anyone wanna try to figure THAT bitch out?
I must be fucked up.