I never blog.

But here I go, in what is my first post in a long damn time I am going to inform the "blogospere" that their blogs suck.
Seriously. I just went through the "view next blog" feature for well over 30 minutes trying to find something at least mildly amusing and I came upon a few things; self-righteous twatbags and their "Special someones" talking about their mundane existence in Ogden, Utah. About fifty shitty painters trying to convince me that their "art" is worth purchasing because it was in the background of a shitty teen movie, Some shit in what looked to my eye like Korean, and not a funny, or even mildly amusing line in any of them.
I kinda wish that I had saved that half hour of my existence for something better, like masturbation or something.